WHEN he SURFS, EVEN the FISH STOP to WATCH.

His CODE is so dry THAT CACTUSES HAVE BEGUN to EMERGE FROM it.

He WILL eat an ENTIRE AVOCADO TREE as an APPETIZER.

A LOCK of his HAIR can BRING the DEAD BACK to LIFE.

His PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX, and yet he was BORN.

He BUILDS a new BIKE EVERY MORNING and RIDES it to WORK.

HE'S so FRIENDLY he COULD TAME a WILD BOAR.

He WENT to Rio to WITNESS CARNAVAL; ONCE THERE he BECAME the MAIN ATTRACTION.

He is so CULTURED and WELL-TRAVELLED THAT he can SPEAK ICELANDIC in ARABIC.

He LEARNED the ENTIRE RUBY LIBRARY in 5... SECONDS.

He ONCE SAVED a TELECOM COMPANY FROM BANKRUPTCY USING ONLY his LITTLE FINGER.

He LIVES VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HIMSELF.

He is ...

The MOST AWESOME MAN in the WORLD